Riding Bikes

I’m 45 years old and I ride a bike to work.

Perhaps I should clarify: I ride a bike to the bus stop, then ride the bus to the train station, then ride the train most of the way to Los Angeles, the ride my bike the rest of the way to my office.

That means most mornings you’ll find me flashing along the nearly deserted pre-dawn streets of our town with nothing but the silky sound of well-tuned gears to mark my passing – an overweight blur in chinos and an old silver helmet, an ancient leather briefcase slung over one shoulder and onto my back like a messenger bag.

I love it.

There’s something extraordinary about bicycles. They may be the single most efficient machine man has yet created. A decent bike can enable a middle-aged guy like me to cruise along at 20 miles per hour for hour after hour – on something like one-quarter of one horsepower.

I got my first bike for Christmas when I was six years old. It was a Schwinn Stingray with burnt-orange metal flake paint and a long, white banana seat. I spent all Christmas day teaching myself to ride on the frozen street in front of my home. For the next ten years, it took me everywhere: school, swim practice, Saturday matinees at the old Scera Theater, milkshakes at the old Hi Spot drive in. That old bike was both transportation and recreation.

It was freedom.

The old Stingray has given way to a succession of bikes — most recently a sleek Cannondale – but riding still has that joy, that freedom.

So tonight you’ll find me flashing through the relative calm of post-dusk suburbia, whirring gears and an ancient briefcase, on my way home.

The Prestone Man of Highway 91

Southern California’s been a mess lately.

We’ve suffered through one last summer heat wave; temperatures at my house have pushed above 105 degrees every day for a solid week.

That’s not people weather; that’s lizard weather.

A wildfire north of Los Angeles has burned over 150,000 acres on Mount Wilson, threatening the observatory Edwin Hubble used to demonstrate that the universe is expanding, killing two firefighters, burning dozens of homes, and filling the entire Los Angeles basin with thick brown smoke.

Then there’s State Highway 91.

When it was built, the 91 was a Godsend: A broad black ribbon of asphalt that promised a quick drive from the cities of the Inland Empire to Orange County and back. So, of course, masses of people moved inland, lured by cheaper houses and a relatively painless commute.

Which means now the 91 is a car-choked mess — very likely the most congested road in Southern California: Bumper-to-bumper from before dawn until well after dusk. It’s enough to convince one to ride the train, which, most days, I do.

But not last Tuesday.

For various reasons, I decided to coax our nearly 20-year-old Volvo to take me to work on Tuesday. Sixty-five miles each way with the windows down and NPR cranked up on the radio.

The drive in to Los Angeles was uneventful, if slow. Two hours from my door to the office — a half-hour savings over taking the train. The Morning Edition crew had me up to speed on the affairs of the day, and I was spared the two-and-one-half-mile walk through one of the more desolate sections of Norwalk.

The way home wasn’t so smooth. A third of the way home, while stuck in the automotive quagmire that is Highway 91, the temperature gauge on the Volvo shot up into the red zone. To borrow a phrase from Bill Cosby, “The needle fell outside.”

I frantically looked for a safe place to pull off the freeway.

Although I’m no one’s mechanic, I popped up the hood to look around. The old Volvo hadn’t blown a hose on the radiator. In fact, it was still full of water and anti-freeze. She still had all her oil. No steam blasts or smoke rising; just one really hot engine.

After poking around the engine compartment a bit, I came to the conclusion the fan that draws air through the radiator must have gone. In the lurching traffic, she couldn’t get enough air to keep her engine cool.

The only thing to do was wait for her to cool down and for traffic to clear enough to offer a non-lurching ride home.

And that’s when the “Prestone Man” showed up.

I’d been sitting well off the shoulder in the shade of an overpass for about 10 minutes, when a gentleman pulled over in a moss-green Volkswagen Rabbit — a 1980s model that looked like its roof hadn’t been raised since the Reagan administration. At the wheel was a 40-something-year-old guy with bleached-blond hair pulled back in a short pony tail, wearing board shorts, dark glasses, and what appeared at first glance to be a long-sleeved paisley shirt.

When I pulled on my glasses and stepped from the overheated Volvo, I realized with a start that he wasn’t wearing a shirt at all; the pattern was a mass of tattoos.

“So,” he called out with a big grin, “D’ja overheat?”

His smile was contagious. Despite myself, I smiled back and said, “Yeah, I think so.”

He was still grinning. “D’ya need some Prestone?”

Not exactly the question I was expecting from this tattoo-covered Samaritan. “Uh, no,” I stammered, ” I don’t think so, anyway. She never boiled over. It still has all its coolant.”

He was undeterred. “You sure? I got 5 gallons of Prestone in the back. If you need one, it’s yours.”

“Uh, no thanks. I should be able to get home if I just let it cool down a bit,” I replied. “Thanks, though.”

“Alright then, if you’re sure,” he said with that big grin. Then he drove away, stopping about a quarter of a mile down the shoulder where an old camper stood with its hood open to repeat his query.

It was an almost surreal exchange. A forty-something surfer with more tatoos than a member of the Yakuza, loading up an old rabbit with anti-freeze and driving around looking for people to rescue.

The world need more people like that. Tattoos, old Volkswagens, and all.

Follow Up on New Hampshire

That didn’t take long at all. New Hampshire’s governor has signed legislation making it the sixth state in the U.S. to allow gay marriage.

Once again, you can read The New York Times‘ coverage here.

New Hampshire Is About to Fall

In a move that’s not really much of a surprise, yet another liberal New England state has joined the race to political correctness, regardless of the consequences.

The New Hampshire Legislature approved revisions to a bill on Wednesday. If Governor John Lynch signs the measure into law, New Hampshire will become the fifth state in New England and the sixth state in the U.S. to redefine marriage.

The New York Times has a writeup here .

That makes one more legislature that’s willing to redefine “marriage” to render it essentially meaningless.

The Gay “Marriage” Crew Attempts to Bypass the People. Again.

Back in March I speculated that the way proponents of gay “marriage” set up their arguments before the California State Supreme Court made it look like they were assuming they would lose, but using their case to set up a Federal fight. In that entry, I wrote the following:

… the legal muscle behind the fight for same-sex “marriage” — must have known this. In fact, it’s entirely possible they were counting on just such a result because it would enable them to bring an action before the U.S. Supreme Court.

It’s a safe bet their lawyers already have a Writ drawn up and ready to file. And that they will do so — with a great deal of media posturing — within 24 hours of a decision from the California Supreme Court.

(You can read my original entry here.)

Fast forward to today. The Los Angeles Times is announcing that later today — less than 24 hours after the California State Supreme Court announced its decision in the Proposition 8 case — the attorneys who argued the Bush vs. Gore election case in 2000 will be holding a massive press conference at the Biltmore Hotel in downtown Los Angeles to announce that they are filing suit in the U.S. District Court in California. It is likely they will argue that yesterday’s decision by the California State Supreme Court amounts to formal recognition that sexual orientation creates a vulnerable class of citizens in need of Federal protection.

And, predictably, their lawsuit calls for an injunction against the proposition, a move that would effectively nullify the will of the people and the voice of the California State Supreme Court by forcing the State to recognize same-sex “marriages.”

And so, the fight continues, but despite the rhetoric this is not a fight for equal rights. It’s an effort by a small group to seek official endorsement for acts that were previously private, consensual sexual behavior between adults — acts the vast majority of Americans still find morally offensive.

And to win that endorsement, they are willing to destroy the very institution they claim to embrace.

It Never Rains in California

One morning last week we had a very mild rainstorm. Not the gully-washing, knocking-branches-down-and-wreaking-havoc storms we occasionally get in the winter; just a little mist in the morning. Enough to show up on your windshield but not enough to make the pavement wet.

And, of course, it effectively shut the freeway system down.

I didn’t see or hear reports of any accidents, thankfully, but that didn’t stop the greater Los Angeles freeway system from turning into one big, grid-locked parking lot.

I have my own theory about this phenomenon: it’s superstitious behavior.

You see, rain is a very rare thing here. Pretty much everything from the Great Basin to the Pacific Ocean — through Nevada into Southern California anyway — is one big desert. We get very little rain here. Very little. It is clear and sunny pretty much all the time. So, whenever it actually does rain, I think the natives revert to their tribal instincts.

Everything slows down to a crawl as people stare, gaping, at the gray sky. You can see the confusion on their faces: “Moisture from the sky? This is not good.”

It’s almost as if they are wondering what they have done to bring about this misfortune. And what they must do to bring the sun back. I’m not sure what they would do if we ever got a storm that lasted a week or more.

It makes me wonder about all those who have forsaken Southern California for more temperate places like Seattle. Do they ever get used to rain? Do their superstitious behaviors eventually disappear? Do they begin to accept green trees and plants that don’t depend on sprinkler systems?

Just wondering.

A Quick Follow Up

Last week I wrote about an unintended walk in the moonlight.

For the record, upon my return to the campground, I found a payphone and called my wife. It was worth the walk.

An Unintended Walk

Last Friday my son and I camped at a place called Hurkey Creek. It sits in a pine forest about 4,500 feet up the side of Mount San Jacinto, on the opposite side of the mountain from Palm Springs. We were there for a “Father and Sons Outing” sponsored by our church. But that’s not the story.

About 9:30 or so, I decided to call my wife and say “goodnight.” That far from the city, cell towers are few and far between. And my phone was showing no bars at all.

A friend mentioned that his phone had shown a bar or two out near the Ranger’s station at the entrance to the campground. So I committed my son to the care of some friends and set off on foot.

At the Ranger’s station, I still had no bars at all. Undeterred, I set off up Highway 74 toward Idyllwild in search of a signal.

The longer I walked, the more frustrated I became. Trudging up a nearly deserted stretch of highway in the dark holding up my cell phone periodically in a vain search for a signal wasn’t what I had planned.

After a couple of miles, I gave up. I figured I better get back to the campground before the Rangers locked it up for the night. So I stuffed my useless cell phone into my pocket and turned around.

And in that moment everything changed.

I found myself face-to-face with a full moon. Not just any full moon, but a full moon with the clarity and size you only see when you get away from the city with all its light pollution. It was a massive, cream-colored disk, and looking for all the world like it had snagged on one of the dark, silhouetted pine trees. A warm breeze blew up from the desert valleys, bringing with it the scents of pine and sage. And quiet; I could actually hear the people at the campground miles away.

I grew up in mountains much like these. And in the crush and confusion of life, I suppose I’d forgotten. I’d forgotten hundred-foot pine trees and the feel of a forest floor carpeted in pine needles. I’d forgotten what it’s like to actually be able to see a million stars instead of just those bright enough to be visible above the glare of the suburbs.

I switched off my flashlight, smiled, and started walking.

The Battle to Defend Marriage Comes Back to California

One of California’s biggest gay rights groups, Equity California, is laying the groundwork for a campaign to overturn California’s Proposition 8, perhaps as soon as next year.

According to the New York Times, the group has hired a new director, Marc Soloman, who spent several years of working on behalf of same-sex “marriage” in Massachusetts, the first state to legalize such unions, and has announced they will be launching a statewide advertising campaign starting Monday, which will feature gay and lesbian couples talking about marriage. Equity California also announced it will be opening “outreach offices” in conservative parts of the state in coming weeks — including Orange County, the Central Valley and the Inland Empire — where voters overwhelmingly approved Proposition 8 last November.

That’s not all. They’re set to begin canvassing neighborhoods — much the same way we did for the election — as soon as this weekend.

It looks like the battle is joined again, far more quickly than most expected. And this time, I don’t think there will be any neutral parties standing on the sidelines.

You can find the New York Times write-up here.

The Governor Caves In, and Maine Redefines Marrage

The Governor of Maine caved in last night, and Maine became the latest state to redefine marriage to include same-sex unions. Governor John Baldacci signed the bill about an hour after the State Senate passed it.

The New York Times wrote about it here.

With this new law, Maine joins Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and Connecticut in New England, and Iowa in the heartland in redefining marriage, and by so doing rendering it meaningless.